Everything has its ups and downs.
Up: Last night I was in a pool.
Down: It was empty.
Up: I watched the coolest episode of Man vs. Food.
Down: It was on at one thirty this morning.
Up: I learned how to drive with my left foot.
Down: Because I can't use my right one.
Up: I got to leave summer school early.
Down: Because I was hurtin.
And why was I hurting? Cause I got stung by a scorpoin.
AGGHHH!
The agony.
Dear scorpion, I don't like you. It's nothing personal, I'd just be a lot happier if we hadn't met last night. You caused me much grief, and I think you should stop breathing for the rest of your life.
Sincerely, Kim.
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